Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was walking down the field Another day, another ballgame Our new pitcher on the mound: (now pitching for the seattle garages) Chorby soul, when along came A horde of sharks with teeth so sharp they could cut right through our bats Ready to consume and take away all of our stats [Chorus] Oh no, oh no Look down below Oh consumers are coming and they're coming for our soul You better hope your skin is thick enough or they'll swallow you whole Oh no, oh no Look down below Oh consumers are coming and they're coming for us all You better hope your skin is thick enough or they'll swallow you whole [Harmonica Solo] [Verse 2] And as the killer fish attacked I held onto my cowboy hat And jumped from nose to nose between two bites, the league's most gracious acrobat But as I grabbed poor chorby soul from the jaws of defeat I felt the teeth of an aquatic beast wrapped around my feet [Chorus] Oh no, oh no Look down below Oh consumers are coming and they're coming for our soul You better hope your skin is thick enough or they'll swallow you whole Oh no, oh no Look down below Oh consumers are coming and they're coming for us all You better hope your skin is thick enough or they'll swallow you whole