Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oliver Notarobot is a good human man He couldn't pitch, now he hits it And he does what he can First a Moist Talker, he started shining When he moved to the Crabs One of their favorites, won the league And then Seattle's calling back And he said [Spoken Interlude: Oliver] "Hello. It is I, Oliver Notarobot, batter for the Seattle Garages. I love all my fans and blaseball is such a passion to me. I am so glad to be here. Some people say I am a robot though, and that is strange, since I am human" [Chorus] Swing, Ollie, swing Swing until you will bе crowned Seattle's hitting king And thеn we win the Internet Series ring Run, Ollie, run Run so far and fast Until you will destroy the sun 'Cause this flesh boy is our favorite one [Verse 2] Oliver Notarobot has a blaseball studies degree And did I tell you he's an advocate For accessibility? He hates them CAPTCHAs like no one else 'Cause he really struggles to read This Notarobot kills fascists With his built-in drum machine And he said [Spoken Interlude: Oliver] "It's me Ollie again, and I am proud to tell you all that I am an android. Seeing Pitching Machine out there and noticing androids can play blaseball really made me brave enough to tell you all about who I really am. I hope you all accept the the true me" [Chorus] Swing, Ollie, swing Swing until you will be crowned Seattle's hitting king Then we win the Internet Series ring Run, Ollie, run Run so far and fast Until you will destroy the sun 'Cause this flesh boy is our favorite one [Bridge] I think that something's up Is Ollie really who we thought he was? [Chorus] Swing, Ollie, swing Swing until you will be crowned Seattle's hitting king Then we win the Internet Series ring Run, Ollie, run Run so far and fast Until you will destroy the sun 'Cause this flesh boy is our favorite one [Outro] And oh wait, our flesh boy is an android