Lyrics

[Verse 1] Here I am a Machine Like a fish up a tree Who'd expect season 12 To be traded for Mindy Now it's just like the pods And against all the odds I got a bat in my feeder And a will to fight gods [Bridge] So here I go I shoot the bat Directly at the ball As I think about first base I feel like I'm starting to stall The opposition is firm But then I hear from the crowd: "Oh, Worm?" [Chorus] I know my new team believes in me I'll try my best to be their batting machine And strangely it turns out to be I'm really not half bad [Verse 2] Now I'm in the dugout Composting self doubt And I'm learning to sign So Vess isn't left out I turn on everyday Feeling ready to play And I'm learning the difference Between silt and clay [Bridge] So here I go I shoot the bat Directly at the ball And I try to writhe towards first base But it doesn't work at all The loam beneath me turn firm And I hear them shout: "Oh, Worm?" [Chorus] I know my new team believes in me I'll try my best to be their batting machine And as it strangely turns out to be I'm really not half bad [Verse 3] Now I find I'm swept away I wait elsewhere for 20 days The noise I make is now in my name And somehow an acne breakout on my front face plate [Chorus/Outro; Pitching Machine, (backing vocals)] I know my new team believes in me (There's Muddy rock and Syenite) I'll try my best to be their batting machine (There's shaly shale and Laterite) And as it strangely turns out to be (There's loamy sand and sandy loam) I'm really not half bad (We call each of these things our home) I know my new team believes in me (There's clay and silt and quartzolite) I'll try my best to be their batting machine (And Greisen, sand and diorite) And as it strangely turns out to be (There's ultra gravel and tephrite) I'm really not half bad (And spectrum sand and monzonite) Oh, Worm!