Lyrics

[Verse 1] Thought we'd maximized Blaseball, prepared for a grand slam Heard the umpires scream while the void burst from its dam But our celebration was cut brief Turns out necromancy isn't cheap Now we're left worried we'll lose players while we're asleep [Chrous] There's no rules we can know for sure The book's still unclear There's no sure way forward here The ground is shaking under us We're feeling unstable Guess that happens when players don't stay null [Verse 2] Now we live in a hell of our own creation (Of our own creation) Our mayor is beaming more than Hendricks Richardson (Do you get it? He's called a sunbeam) So we messed around and blasphemed a bit Now the Internet League's all scared of getting hit Could have used a financial advisor before this debt (It's just too much) [Chorus] There's no rules we can know for sure The book's still unclear There's no sure way forward here The ground is shaking under us We're feeling unstable Guess that happens when players don't stay null [Bridge] Every game now has us bracing For the day's incineration Will this virus keep erasing Our brightest No one said that resurrection would mean That the dead would come back hungry Once they've fed, we've lost too many But they're all credits to their teams [Chorus] There's no rules we can know for sure The book's still unclear There's no sure way forward here The ground is shaking under us We're feeling unstable Guess that happens when players don't null