No Place Like (Not Being) Home

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's so strange, but I guess I'm coming home again Nothing's changed and I'll never be alone again It's insane how I never felt like I was gone I get down and I turn the television on [Chorus] I count the road signs I don't wanna pass Then I start drinking and I act like an ass I need some space, won't you leave me alone I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like... [Verse 2] I feel fine as I sit in Minneapolis That's a lie, she's crying "How are you okay with this?" I stand outside 'til my face starts to freeze I drink another 'til she's all that I see [Verse 3] I feel sick as I'm driving into Illinois Is this it? Am I gonna die? I'm paranoid I need the back row, that's all I have I blow my nose into a Taco Bell bag [Chorus] Then I start drinking and I act like an ass I count the road signs I don't wanna pass I need some space, won't you leave me alone I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like... [Verse 4] I'm like a corpse as I walk through the door I leave my bags and my shit on the floor Ten thousand miles couldn't take you from me I close my eyes and I'm finally asleep [Outro Chorus] I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like not being home I guess there's no place like...