Office of Family Design

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My wife and I had Maintained compliance We followed The Family Guide We worked the careers They'd chosen for us Raised a family exactly Of five So we were shocked When we received papers Violations inside Together we read that We must report to The Office of Family Design And we knew We knew that wasn't a very good sign We spent the next week In a state of confusion Just wondering what We'd done wrong We chalked it all up to A clerical error And promised each other That we would be strong Appointment day We dressed in silence The ride they'd promised arrived We were left on the steps Of a windowless building The Office of Family Design The doors opened And a voice said "We thank you For being on time" Through bright sterile lights We saw Sex assigned hallways Each marked with a pink or blue line We heard the Autogen Voice say There's no need to worry This will be a common corrective rewind After the 5 minute process You won't have violations You'll be free to move on with your lives With a future this bright I smiled at my wife For what I didn't know Would be the last time We were shocked When we received papers Violations inside Together we read that We must report to The Office of Family Design And we knew We knew that wasn't a very good sign