Mon Yous, Mon Us, But No Them

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Shorty's into ballet, she does it in the alley Sells it when the kid goes all around the discos You can see him crashing all after a fashion Like the girls in my street have all been around [Verse 2] Little Petey Pants steals all the girls from show reels Sells them for a fiver to Jezebel Godiva She burned him in the kitchen just to stop the bitchin' He said the girls on my street have all been around [Chorus] Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy [Post-Chorus] And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows [Verse 3] Drunk1 got a kicking because his bones were sticking They threw him on the pavement for easy entertainment Oh, what a cheeky fellow, he says hi, I say hello He said the doorman's sisters have all been around [Verse 4] Johnny Small was thinking to stop himself from drinking And Gizmo had the reason for aggravated treason I just can't fit them all in though Bean she comes a-calling "I killed them all they said my sister had been around" [Chorus] Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy [Post-Chorus] And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows [Chorus] Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy [Post-Chorus] And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows