Lyrics

Let me tell ya a story about a very special gift I received from a, from a man that I didn't know very well. But he brightened up the night and made it one of the great shining moments of our long tour. Goes like this... Backstage in Detroit And the room is full of smoke and apprehension We'd been playing shows As the warm-up and the band for Beck Hansen In walks Jack, says - "How'd ya do?" (Oh yeah) Then he handed me this wonderful statue And I said, "Thank you Jack White For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me." It shined so bright That I couldn't help believin' it would save me When I finally got it home My whole neighborhood was aglow And I said, "Thank you Jack White For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me." (Here comes the pick) (Oh yeah) Jack and Meg are funny They got a modern backwards-liberal family code Brother and sister Playing rock 'n' roll and doing it on the road I bet that van begin to stink But then I wonder - oh - what Christ would think I said, "Thank you Jack White For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me." It shined so bright That I couldn't help believin' it would save me And when I finally got it home My whole neighborhood was aglow And I said, "Thank you Jack White For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me." (Nice one)