The Fortune Teller’s Revenge

Lyrics

Last night I dreamed a dream Well, maybe one shouldn't tell you Since it concerns you, please sit down I'll cut to the chase It's not like your life's in danger Though it might be a bit upsetting I'm never wrong about these things I'm sad to say I've never made a mistake Your fiancee is having an affair I'll read your cards but not yet You're anxious about the office promotions In the offering, yes? Just you and that other fellow There's nobody else in the running And you're well-liked by everyone I'm never wrong about these things I'm sad to say I've never made a mistake Your rival gets it and they're letting you go It's one of my keenest pleasures Casting a berth shot for friend Especially if they're feeling low The stars always say something For instance, here your cusping means Oh my goodness, is this right? I'm never wrong about these things Sad to say I've never made a mistake Don't delay revising your will