Fire At The Pageant

Lyrics

Harlan's papa wouldn't stay in the ground Dead and buried and he walked into town Lord God, what is Ma to do? Mama's so mad 'cause he muddied up his suit Caught in a thorn bush, blowin' on a flute Lord God, what is Ma to do? 124 56789 thousand Everybody calm down please stop shouting Go on the run call 911 Calm down, calm down, calm down 124 Fire, fire on the mountain Would everybody calm down please stop shouting Go on the run call 911 Calm down, calm down, calm down If he did drive into town Everyone would stand around and stare Harlan's girl would catch a glimpse In the mirror as she crimps her hair Harlan's papa wouldn't stay in the ground Dead and buried and he walked into town Lord God what is Ma to do? Mama's so mad 'cause she can't scare him off Even if she's wrapped in a tablecloth Oh Lord what is Ma to do 124 56789 thousand Would everybody calm down please stop shouting Go on, run, call 911 Calm down, calm down, Calm down 124 Fire, fire on the mountain Everybody calm down, please stop shouting Go on, run, call 911 Calm down, calm down, calm down 124 Fire, fire on the mountain Everybody calm down, please stop shouting Go on, run, call 911! Ha ha, hahaha You're s'posed to be dead, Mr. Harlan Ha ha, hahaha You're s'posed to be dead, go back to sleep