Lyrics

Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There's people jumping up and down Then they have the panel on And they talk a lot of wind They talk a lot of wind Then they have the weatherman on He used to teach all our friends He talked a lot of wind He talks a lot about wind Then they have Carl Lewis on He's got a ponytail and he's a vegan He talks a lot of wind He talks a lot about wind I turn the tragic lantern on It's a program 'Good Morning'* It's a lot of wind They talk a lot about wind I'm real sick and in distress I got octagonals in my eyelids From watching all that wind I get horrible horrible horrible dreams So I ring the TV line and get a lot of wind They talk a lot of wind You see them selling carpets You see them in the shops You see them on the kids programs And they talk a lot of wind Oh the boredom in my bones From belching a lot of wind They talk a lot about wind They talk a lot about wind I gotta forget about the wind Has a lot of nerve To talk a lot about wind There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man He's got a yak haircut (dick, dick, dick) They talk a lot about wind