Lyrics

[Verse] His heart organ was where it should be His brain was in his arse His hand was well out of his pocket His psyche's in the hearth Had a beard which was weird Some time ago heard Ramones in '81 Has a Spanish guitar Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate! Spanish guitar doesn't get far In computer teaching job His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like They were do-do like They were comfort blanket type Pho-do in fact (4x) He had a weak pisser And one night at darts match Decadent sandwich quaff He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One Twice each at least (3x) Mere pseud mag editor's father (12x)