Hasselhoff Cheeseburger

Lyrics

Grapple down the scaffolding like Hasselhoff dismantling The greasy mantle pieces and the cheesiest diseases Mangling a cheeseburger while rolling in your feces I'm a hairy, old Khaleesi, draggin' ass, draggin' on Overacting after all the audience is gone And repeating I used to catch that beating in the station wagon seating When my old man got that feeling I got in some trouble, trouble wrapped up in a baggie I'll get you high and nekkid if you let me have your aggie Humpin up the Himalayas, saying someone's shitty prayers Crime is closing in, this time the grime is piling up in layers All these players are just kids. I wonder where the grown-ups is Flapping lips, shiny scalps, jealous looks at ugly whelps And I'm shrinking. my self control is smitten Stinkin as I care less and less about the ending Baby, I just wanted to be lazy I only became a man because this ugly body made me Now I'm feeling faded and I'm fading It's degrading And I hate it