T for Texas (Blue Yodel No.1)

Lyrics

Oh, T for Texas, T for Tennessee (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) Oh, T for Texas, T for Tennessee (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) Oh, T for Thelma (T For Thelma) That gal done made a wreck out of me If you don't want me mama you sure don't have to call (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) If you don't want me mama you sure don't have to call (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) I can get more women (Get more women) Than a passenger train can haul I'm going where the water drinks like cherry wine I'm going where the water drinks like cherry wine 'Cause this Georgia water tastes like turpentine Oh, T for Texas, T for Tennessee (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) Oh, T for Texas, T for Tennessee (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) Oh, T for Thelma (T For Thelma) That gal done made a wreck out of me I'm gonna buy me a pistol just because I'm tall (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) I'm gonna buy me a pistol just because I'm tall (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) I'm gonna shoot poor Thelma (Shoot poor Thelma) Just to see her run and jump and fall I'd rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log I'd rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log Than to be in Atlanta, treated like a dirty dog Oh, T for Texas, T for Tennessee (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) Oh, T for Texas, T for Tennessee (T for Texas, T for Tennessee) Oh, T for Thelma (T For Thelma) That gal done made a wreck out of me