The Alezby Inn (Remodeled Vocal Version)

Lyrics

[Intro] Yo, I met this gorgeous chick the other night man. And she drove me to this nice motor inn. Dig it! You know what the name of this place was? The Alezby Inn [Verse 1] Why are you so damn strange? What the hell is wrong with your brains? Have you always been like this? Why don't you try a masculine kiss? [Chorus] Took me to The Alez-by Inn A weird place, The Alez-by Inn Strange, but I'm diggin' it, The Alez-by Inn That's where we went, The Alez-by Inn [Verse 2] Don't you understand the rules? Don't you know it ain't cool (ain't cool)? Why don't you like the other kind? The things you do confuse my mind! [Chorus] You make me crazy, Alez-by Inn She took me to The Alez-by Inn A strange place, The Alez-by Inn Weird, but I like The Alez-by Inn [Verse 3] Remember when I met you? You were oh, so nice to me Going out together to the strange movies you like to see It's alright, I set to like things, it's cool to speak your mind Until I've seen you with that girl, I did not know you were that kind You fooled me, at first I loved you and everything you did I did know that when you were younger you were a sex-spoiled kid Nympho-maniac-tic freak, how could I be so damned blind? Cheating on me, messing with freaks of your own damn kind! Uh-uh-uh-uh! [Chorus] She took me to The Alez-by Inn You ought to go to The Alez-by Inn Funny, but I like The Alez-by Inn A strange place, The Alez-by Inn I really like The Alez-by Inn Yeah, The Alez-by Inn She took me to The Alez-by Inn Kinky, but I like it, The Alez-by Inn All night long, all night long [Verse 4] Girl, I'll never forget you, you were my favorite one You were the most outrageous thing, without you I had no fun It's sad and I'll be missing you, but go on with your life You're the only girl I know who's gonna marry a wife All my friends ask questions, they all know something is wrong I'll sure hate to see their faces when they all hear this song I just don't understand, you are such a pretty girl Why must you date your own kind, and do this to your world [Chorus] Dig The Alex-by Inn, The Alez-by Inn That's where we went, The Alez-by Inn She took me to The Alez-by Inn, so much fun [Breakdown] Alezby Inn! Why are you so damn strange? What the hell is wrong with your brains? Have you always been like this!? Why don't you try a masculine kiss? Don't you understand the rules? Don't you know it ain't cool? Why don't you like the other kind? The things you do confuse my mind! Why are you so damn strange? What the hell is wrong with your brains? Have you always been like this!? Why don't you try a masculine kiss? Don't you understand the rules? Don't you know it ain't cool? Why don't you like the other kind? The things you do confuse my mind! [Verse 3, variation] Remember when I met you? You were oh, so nice to me Going to see those strange movies that you like to see It's alright, I've set to like those things It's cool, I said, to speak your mind Until I've seen you with that other girl, oh, she looked fine You fooled me, baby, I used to loved you and everything you did I did know when you was younger, you were a sex-spoiled kid You little freak, how could I be so blind when you was Cheatin' on me, messing with my best friends And all my best friends are girls! What exactly do you need? Would you rather be with me... or my sister? [Chorus] Dig The Alez-by Inn, The Alez-by Inn That's where we went, The Alez-by Inn She took me to the The Alez-by Inn, so much fun [Outro] In the beginning, we were all created equal. What happened to her?