Maids When You’re Young Never Wed an Old Man

Lyrics

[Intro] This song is a warning to all young ladies Never to associate with an old man [Verse 1] Well, an man came courting me, hey ding doorum dow An old man came courting me, me being young An old man came courting me, fame would he marry me Maids, when you're young never wed an old man [Chorus] Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum He's got no faloorum, faliddle all day He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding doorum Ah maids, when you're young never wed an old man [Verse 2] When we went to church, hey ding doorum dow When we went to church, me being young When we went to church, he left me in the lurch Ah maids, when you're young never wed an old man [Chorus] Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum He's got no faloorum, faliddle all day He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding doorum Ah maids, when you're young never wed an old man [Verse 3] When we went to bed, hey ding doorum dow When we went to bed, me being young When we went to bed, he lay like he was dead Maids, when you're young never wed an old man [Chorus] Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum He's got no faloorum, faliddle all day He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding doorum Ah maids, when you're young never wed an old man [Verse 4] So I threw me leg over him, hey ding doorum dow I flung me leg over him, me being young I threw me leg over him, damn well near smothered him Maids, when you're young never wed an old man [Chorus] Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum He's got no faloorum, faliddle all day He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding doorum Ah maids, when you're young never wed an old man [Verse 5] When he went to sleep, hey ding doorum dow When he went to sleep, me being young When he went to sleep, out of bed I did creep Into the arms of a handsome young man [Chorus] And I found his faloorum, faliddle aye oorum I found his faloorum, faliddle all day I found his faloorum, he got my ding doorum So maids, when you're young never wed an old man