Lyrics

[Skit] "If there's a war, I'll sleep with you before I get killed. That's what maidens do in books, and I'm a maiden" "Now you do carry on about your virginity - virginity's lovely! You can lose it riding a bicycle." "I never knew that. I must be careful-- I'm going to get a bicycle in London." [Verse 1] Well, we've been going together Since the eighth of November And though it seems like forever I very clearly remember You told me on our first date What you'd do on my birthday Well hooray it's my birthday! And frankly, baby, I can't wait [Chorus] I don't want to die a virgin I don't want to die a virgin [Verse 2] The other day I discovered A magazine of my brothers I read it under the covers It got me all hot and bothered Now every time that I see you Your uniform becomes see-through You don't know how much I need you The 'Handy Andy's' I've been through [Chorus] I don't want to die a virgin I don't want to die a virgin [Bridge] The pines and the cedars rejoice in his fall How are you fallen from heaven? Oh Hellel, star of the morning [Verse 3] With all the bombs and the bird-flu We're probably gonna be dead soon And here we are in your bedroom Oh, did I tell you I love you, I love you, I love you? I can feel your heart beating And your breathing increasing Your folks are out for the evening I really hope I'm not dreaming [Chorus] I don't want to die a virgin I don't want to die a virgin