The Frog Princess

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I met a girl, she was a frog princess I guess I ought to make it clear That I saw nothing through her see-through dress Until she whispered in my ear [Chorus] "You don't really love me and I don't really mind 'Cause I don't love anybody That stuff is just a waste of time Your place or mine?" [Verse 2] I met a girl, she was a complete mess I should've left her well alone—but oh no, not me! I had to see if underneath that dress Her heart was really made of stone [Chorus] "You don't really love me and I don't really mind 'Cause I don't love anybody That stuff is just a waste of time Your place or mine?" [Verse 3] I met a girl, she was a frog princess And yes I do regret it now But how was I to know that just one kiss Could turn my frog into a cow? And now I'm rid of her I must confess To thinking 'bout what might have been And I can visualise my frog princess Beneath a shining guillotine [Chorus] You don't really love me and baby that is all right 'Cause I don't love anybody I come and go through people's love lives Oh, your place or mine? [Outro] Your place or mine? Baby, oh baby, sweet baby You don't really love me, and I don't really mind 'Cause I don't love anybody That stuff is just a waste of time You don't really love me Well I do, yeah Ooh woo hoo-hoo-hoo Ooh hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo