Something for the Weekend

Lyrics

[Intro] *Females tittering* Hello Ooh *Females tittering* I say How about a little kiss? *Females tittering* Oh, don't be unkind Wooooo [Verse 1] She said, "There's something in the woodshed" And I can hear it breathing It's such an eerie feeling, darling" He said, "There's nothing in the woodshed It's your imagination End of the conversation, darling" [Chorus] (Something in his heart) Something in his heart (Told him to come clean) Told him to come clean (Tell her he was not) He was not who he claimed to be (Something in his genes) Something in his genes (Told him to pretend) Told him to pretend (Something in his genes) 'Twas something for the weekend [Post-Chorus] *Females tittering* Oh, come on You know you want to [Verse 2] But she said, "There is something in the woodshed I know because I saw it I can't simply ignore it, darling" So he said, "Now baby don't be stupid Get this into your sweet head There ain't nothing in the woodshed, except maybe some wood" [Chorus] (Something in his heart) Something in his heart (Told him to come clean) Told him to come clean (Tell her he was not) He was not who he claimed to be (Something in his jeans) Something in his jeans (Told him to pretend) Told him to pretend (Something in his jeans) 'Twas something for the weekend [Bridge] "I'll go all the way with you If you'll only do the same for me Go and see If it's nothing like you say Then you can have your wicked way With me" Oh yeah, yeah! [Refrain] (Weekend) (Here's something for the weekend) (Here's something for the weekend) (Here's something for the weekend) (Here's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend (Here's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend (Here's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend (Here's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend (Here's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend (Here's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend (Here's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend (Here's something for the weekend) Something for the weekend [Outro] He went down to the woodshed They came down hard on his head Gagged and bound and left for dead When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money