Ghetto Santa

Lyrics

[Intro] Mommy, mommy, look! Here comes Santa Clause, and he's black! Yo, ho, ho, Santa's in town (Pump it up) Yeah that's right, Ghetto Santa Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up, pump it up Pump it up, pump it up [Verse 1] I clean out the chimney, or open up the window Santa Claus is here to help you all Throw your troubles away, and to grant your wishes Maybe a new washer to do your dirty dishes Or maybe some cash to help you pay your bills Or maybe a new lover for some holiday thrills So bring out the eggnog, don't forget to feed the dog Here's a big turkey, don't eat that hog Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up, pump... [Verse 2] So you say you're broke, you know I know that ain't no joke But don't fret long, 'cause for Santa there's hope No need to hide your troubles in a cloud of smoke Besides it never works, and you might just choke So you sent me a letter, I'll make you feel better Address it to the North Pole, I'll send a Gucci sweater Or maybe you prefer limo, and chauffeur Or a butler who says "Yes ma'am, yes sir" Diamonds, pearls, Fila suits by the dozen If you can't wear 'em all, give some to your cousins Then just to spread joy to little girls and boys I'll pile up your tree 'til the top with toys Thundercats, He-Man, G.I. Joe Barbie dolls for the girls, grown-ups get mistletoes So if you hear footsteps upon your roof Don't fret, it's just Santa with your new gold tooth That is what you wanted, or was it a Jag Wait a minute my friend, let me look in my bag [Spoken] Yeah, and for you a new gold watch And for you...wait a minute, wait a minute, come back here, come back here! Stole my bag Oh well, here for you I got a new Vox But I tell you what I want you to do Turn up this beat Kick it Santa's gone, I'll be back next year How you like me know? Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up Pump it up