Lyrics

[Intro] A ha, ha ha, woo Smoke it, woo Cook it out, baby daddy I just come back from Minneapolis Where I just beat Verne Gagne and Dick the Bruiser, daddy They know it You can bring on, Haystack Baloon Eric Bloom, I don't care who ya bringing it here, daddy Rainbow, Strongbow, they're all goin' under The Thunder of Manitoba [Verse 1] I am a pilgrim looking for danger I am an outlaw, I am a stranger I'm just a clown walking down the street I think Lou Reed is a creep I need a girl, I need release [Chorus] I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I can go anywhere, people look and people stare They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become (Okay, take it from me, boys) What I want to do I do, who I want to screw, I screw Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just Two Tub Man [Verse 2] I drink Coca-Cola for breakfast I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants I'm never gonna watch channel 13 Edjumacation ain't for me I'm so drunk I can barely see [Chorus] I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I can go anywhere, people look and people stare They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become (It's feeding time) What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw Playin in a heavy band, guess I'm just Two Tub Man [Verse 3] I never graduated from high school I wore paisley, I was too cool I think color TV's a gas How about this I think Joe Franklin is real flash I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass [Outro] I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I