Where Did His Eye Go?

Lyrics

Well, he used to be the star of stage and screen But now he only sees half of everything A funny little man with the straight black hair He lost it in an accident, but he doesn't care And where'd his eye go? I don't know But where'd his eye go? I don't know But where'd his eye go? I don't know But nothing can stop him now I saw him late last night on the telethon He's doing "Candy Man" with his glasses on And then I saw him sing "What Kind of Fool Am I?" He whipped off his glasses, and I looked at his eye But where'd his eye go? I don't know But where'd his eye go? I don't know But where'd his eye go? I don't know But nothing can stop him now We really love that boy He brought us so much joy He even used to be a goy But things are different now And I'm still wonderin' how He'll keep an eye out for me now and then But does he see in 3D? (Where did his eye go?) But is it lookin' at me? (Where did his eye go?) But is it lookin' at me? (Where did his eye go?) But is it lookin' at me? (Where did his eye go?) Yeah, but where'd his eye go? Yeah, he used to be the star of stage and screen But now he only sees half of everything He was a funny little man with straight black hair He lost it in an accident, but he doesn't care So, where'd his eye go? I don't know But where'd his eye go? I don't know But where'd his eye go? I don't know But nothing can stop him now But where'd his eye go? I don't know But where'd his eye go? I don't know But where'd his eye go? I don't know But nothing can stop him now [x4] I don't know...