I Hate People

Lyrics

Yo, you got a problem? I got some, lots of 'em Everywhere I look, I'm crawling with 'em, rotten ones Bottom rung dwellers want a bare knuckle catfight They got skeletons and belt buckles, that's right Here they come, bum bum hits the kick drum Wicked like the pictures, get your stun gun, dum dum I'm done, son, better boost up the pace They got me cruising through space, they got me losing my faith They got me right where they want me, and they're coming in hot Gotta slip a little distance in, get under their shots I brought a bat to a cannon battle, run to the spot And hold up inside and pack up my pride and cry "mother of god!" Rocking a hate-based rage making it up to the top Feel like my eyeballs'll burst, my eardrums gonna pop I got my talons out, calling like a bald eagle I got seven billion problems, and they're all people Hit me! I hate people, I hate people, they're evil At their best, they're bad, at their worst, they're lethal Lost all hope, past the end of my rope I'm just a misanthrope, and I can't cope, people Oh! I hate people, see, all people equally Just a plague upon a planet we inhabit needlessly It's too late for me to wait for what the future brings I've seen the human beings ruin things Come on Watch 'em cheat and steal and turn a blind eye Watch the self-serving, back-stabbing, wolf criers lie Watch 'em feed, turn their wants to needs, greed getting big Watch 'em wallow in their sickness, filthy two-legged pigs Watch 'em pass you on the right, park and take up two spaces Interrupt you when you when you're speaking, making smug, vacant faces Cut you at the bar, plunking down not a bone And come to a dead stop on the stairs and then fuck around on their phones Back peddle hate speech like they were jesting only Block a sidewalk, walking four abreast slowly Push their way aboard and block the doors on the train Out with their hella giant umbrellas after the passing of rain You mouth-breathing, open-mouth-eating cretins spit and spray You manspreading, mansplaining pricks, put your dicks away You name-dropping, shade-tossing, never-been stars Oh god, delete this species, please start over on Mars I hate people, I hate people, they're evil At their best, they're bad, at their worst, they're lethal Lost all hope, past the end of my rope I'm just a misanthrope, and I can't cope, people Oh! I hate people, see, all people equally Just a plague upon a planet we inhabit needlessly It's too late for me to wait for what the future brings I've seen the human beings ruin things Uh, come on All of the sexist and the racist and deluded White dudes who think that criticism equals persecution Fuck the All Lives Matter crowd, feed 'em to the fishes With the sickening Christians calling their bigotry freedom of religion The pious with their bias-backing stats they cite as facts And the bros in feminist clothes who don't get claps, then attack The sexual predators, circling sharks who depend Upon the support of the chickenshit rape apologists they call friends Like that pretentious artist fuck who fights that man is better And that no-talent hack who still bites the hands that fed her The guy who wanted me working for free and talked shit when I didn't And all of the kids who say that I suck who've been in my scene for like minutes Those who have the power to resist, but wouldn't dare And the child in the White House and those who put him there I'm over 'em, fed up, I'm had enough of their stay And if you're with me, put a hand up, now go the fuck away I hate people, I hate people, they're evil At their best, they're bad, at their worst, they're lethal Lost all hope, past the end of my rope I'm just a misanthrope, and I can't cope, people Oh! I hate people, see, all people equally Just a plague upon a planet we inhabit needlessly It's too late for me to wait for what the future brings I've seen the human beings ruin things Now fuck off