Fonky Thang, Diamon’ Rang

Lyrics

[Verse] Funky thing, ding-a-lang Betty bought a diamond ring Diamond ring had a crack Betty cussed and took it back (Funky life) Believe that (Funky life) Funky life, uh, I've been told All that glitters is not gold No, gold is non-reality Mama, real is what you lays on me (Funky sweaters) Funky feet (Funky bitter?) Funky sweet, hey Funky sweater, funky feet Funky bitter, and funky sweet Ah, funky sweater, a funky feet Funky bitter, funky sweet (Sweet funk is a lady) (Huh?) I said sweet funk is a lady dressed in black With silver buttons, buttons, buttons All down her back, back, back Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack (Oh Mary Mack) All dressed in black, black, black With silver buttons, buttons, buttons All down her back, back, back