If Walls Could Talk

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey, y'all! If walls could talk, then I'm sure you'd hear A lot of things that would make you cry, my dear [Chorus] Now ain't you glad? Ha! Oh, ain't you glad that walls don't talk? I tell you they never talk [Verse 2] Listen! If doors could tell who turned the knob When he's away, away on his job [Chorus] Now ain't you glad? I know you oughta be glad That doors don't talk They never talk [Verse 3] Oh! If cars could say who's been inside And who's been taken, been taken for a ride [Chorus] Now ain't you glad? I know you oughta be glad That cars don't talk Oh no, they don't talk Come on now! [Interlude] Yeah! Prove it! Here's the part I like Hah! Come on! That's alright [Verse 4] Listen! If shoes could tell where they've been When you claim that you were visiting a friend [Chorus] Now ain't you glad? I know you oughta be glad That shoes don't talk Oh, they never talk Listen! [Bridge] In a world of trouble we'd be If things ever told on me My love life would be through 'Cause I'm guilty! How 'bout you? Listen! If things ever talked that way Ain't no telling what they might say [Chorus] So ain't you glad? Everybody oughta be glad That things don't talk I tell you, they don't talk [Outro] 'Cause I'm so glad things don't talk 'Cause if they did I believe we'd all be in a big world of trouble, baby, ow! Things don't talk And they never talk Can do whatcha wanna As long as