Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I guess it's somethin' in my brain I need whiskey to ease the pain But it's early in the mornin' And I'm feelin' bad again [Verse 2] But if you ever loved me You'll go easy on me now Fix me up a cup of coffee And in a while, I'll come around [Chorus] I think I'll spend the dog food money But he'll love me just the same But if you really love me, baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain [Verse 3] It's a shame when morning hurts But I've seen bad and I've seen worse It's the nature of my bein' I took some money from your purse [Verse 4] Well, that Frenchman loves to party And I know he's not to blame But the way you're lookin' at me, baby I just can't help but feel the shame [Chorus] I think I'll spend the dog food money But he'll love me just the same But if you really love me, baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain [Outro] But if you really love me, baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain