Lyrics

Introduction (spoken): Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world. She dates a full-blown professor! Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy; he's a good ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff. I think he's a history professor. The other day, he told me the wildest story about the history of jewellery Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an' Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's harp and just flails away. God, I love that guy! Song: Well, it's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you And we'll travel so far, dear To escape that morning zoo Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP I do not like the Grateful Dead So, just don't talk to me I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP And you know that classic rock Does not interest me People are getting angry Maybe just they should Cause some of us can still remember Back when XPN was good And I hate what they've done, to XPN Bunch a' folk nazis ruined my favourite station Said I hate what they've done, to XPN If you hear it now, it's just a pale imitation Well it's brunch with The Beatles And a tribute to Billy Joel Four hours of Doobie Brothers And they call that radio It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you And we'll travel so far, dear To escape that morning zoo Cause I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP I do not like the Grateful Dead You'd better stay away from me I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP Well friends there ain't no radio Here in our city -OK, we've got a call on the request line and who am I speaking to? -My name's Will Junior -And what do you do, Will Junior? -Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shop ??? -And what can I play for ya? -Well, how about a block of The Boss, dude? -Sorry, just played a block of The Boss for the guys at the sandal Store -Oh, man, well, how about a block of Fleetwood Mac? -Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola factory -Oh, man... -But I'll tell ya what, how 'bout if I send you a $20,000 gift certificate from Bob and Jerry's World of Wicker? -Hey that's wicker! Dude, thanks a lot!