Lyrics

[Verse 1] She's got a head full of plastic hair Just like that woman on channel 2 You know that woman on the channel 2 news You know that woman all the anchormen do [Chorus] She's affected! She's affected! [Verse 2] She's not smart like Eleanor She's kinda dumb like Monica 30 years in the American sun Have clearly left their mark on her [Chorus] She's affected! She's affected! She's affected! She's affected! [Bridge] Where did get that English Accent Where did she learn to hold her fork? She's never been outside the USA She's never even been to New York [Verse 3] She's got those haunted Alison eyes Don't knows the words to honey jar She's got those jagged Katie teeth She dresses like she's Johnny Marr [Chorus] She's affected! She's affected! She's affected! She's affected! She's affected! She's affected! She's affected! She's affected!