Lyrics

[Verse 1] Your trespassing signs and rocket designs Keeping kids and cars away Garage full of bikes, might as well be trikes Your car is in a tent in the yard Mowing at 8, you're the one we all hate Revving motors and waking the kids You live by yourself and refuse all help You're the crankiest man on the block [Chorus] Nobody cares about Albert Square Nobody cares about Albert Square Nobody cares about Albert Square It's the tiniest of greens in town [Verse 2] You're always shouting "Keep off my lawn!" But you're really the greatеst of big yawns With absolutely nothing interesting to say Wе just really wish you'd go away [Chorus] Nobody cares about Albert Square Nobody cares about Albert Square Nobody cares about Albert Square Nobody cares about Albert Square No one asked to wonder where [Bridge] But your little square of lawn Is your pride and your song So weeded and tidy for all to see We just wanted to say that we feel this way because [Chorus] Nobody cares about Albert Square No one asked to wonder where Nobody cares about Albert Square It could be the best place around