Lyrics

[Verse 1] Went out to feed the cattle And to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies Just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner Had dropped from out of the sky Well I was so darn happy that I couldn't believe my eyes [Chorus] We're gonna stuff 'em Put 'em on display 'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly [Verse 2] Loadin' up my tractor Gonna take the bodies inside Betty Lou will bring the sawdust And I've got the formaldehyde I'm callin' up my neighbours Tell 'em all to drop by A body stuffin' party And we'll bake some kidney pie [Chorus] We're gonna stuff 'em Put 'em on display 'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly [Bridge] We'll have our own air crash museum People lined for miles just to see 'em [Outro] Jim Croce's in the corner The Big Bopper's by the stairs Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen But nobody cares