Southern Trains

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Air-con set to sub-Arctic If it moves, it isn't quick [Pre-Chorus] Major delays, cancellations Tedious conversations Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your face It's a disgrace [Chorus] It's a journey into pure despair There are fucking assholes everywhere I can smell piss and shit in the air Fuck you, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere [Verse 2] Journey into pure despair I just want to get somewhere [Pre-Chorus] Throw away the itinerary The whole rat race in one place, stationary On your marks, get set, stop there Southern trains are top [Chorus] It's a journey into pure despair There are fucking assholes everywhere I can smell piss and shit in the air Fuck you, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere [Bridge] Them southern trains Choo-choo Boo-hoo Them southern trains Choo-choo Boo-hoo [Solo] [Pre-Chorus] Heaving carriages of indignation Grown men weeping of pure frustration Totally packed and always late Into the tunnel of hate [Chorus] It's a journey into pure despair (Got me on the rails) There are fucking assholes everywhere (This steam-age nightmare) I can smell piss and shit in the air (Slower than snails) Fuck you, southern trains, we're not getting anywhere