Anti-Pope

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm going back to church tonight Just like back when I was eight But I don't mean to pray I'm going to nick a collection plate [Chorus] I've got nothing against church Or any people who go there And show their plain ignorance And don't understand A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak And have to seek answers from pedlars of hope I should know, I used to go there myself That's until the day I became anti-pope [Verse 2] It's gonna be fun tonight Spreading news around the town That the vicars are transvestites With a fetish for robes and gowns [Chorus] I've got nothing against church Or any people who go there And show their plain ignorance And don't understand A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak And have to seek answers from pedlars of hope I should know, I used to go there myself That's until the day I became anti-pope [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Religion doesn't mean a thing It's just another way of being right wing I think sex films are okay I don't dig that pope, no way [Chorus] I've got nothing against church Or any people who go there And show their plain ignorance And don't understand A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour So many people are weak And have to seek answers from pedlars of hope I should know, I used to go there myself That's until the day I became anti-pope