Mojo Man from Mars

Lyrics

[Verse 1] There's a brand new dance in town I'm shook up, I can't sit down It's too early for the bars And I done wrecked both the cars Itchy and psyched by the orgy witch I's the mojo man from Mars [Verse 2] Doin' the hootchie cootchie coo In my peek-a-boo mohair suit Oldsmo-William in a Jaguar Smokin' exploding-type cigars Cinnamon cinders, smouldering looks Oh, the mojo man from Mars [Verse 3] Yeah, the dancehall fire's a shame And the cops say I'm to blame I got port sickles and caviar But I don't know where you are Still mashin' potatoes at the peppermint lounge I's the mojo man from Mars [Verse 4] Spotlight on one lone star Weird shadows, real bizarre Big boy Pete's in Belshazzar Mustang Sally's stuffed in jars And there's no one who can hold a candle to The mojo man from Mars [Outro] All right now, now! Mashed potatoes! Hot pastrami! Cold turkey! Stinky chicken! Rigor mortis! Dirty Sanchez! Jerk! Pony! Screw! Ultra-twist! Yeah! You go like this! Hully Gully all night long!