It Thing Hard-On

Lyrics

Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can Wiped me off took a look and said "it's a man!" Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet Better hold on tight baby 'cause i ain't a comin' yet! I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met Wah! I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on Yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on It thing hard-on It thing hard-on Well if I had a brain I'd be dangerous for sure But the way it looks now there's no immediate concern There's a couple of things I guess I don't need to know I got class up the ass and I got a little dough Fake eyelashes and a carload o' go Wah! I'm a full tilt nonstop it thing hard-on Yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on It thing hard-on It thing hard-on It....thing....hard-on (Guitar Solo) Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet Better hold on tight baby 'cause i ain't a comin' yet! I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met Wah! I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on Yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on I'm a full tilt nonstop it thing hard-on Yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on It thing hard-on It thing hard-on It....thing....hard-on It....thing....hard-on