I Was a Teenage Werewolf (Live at CBGB’s)

Lyrics

[Intro] I'll be right up As soon as the full moon comes right out And the hair comes right out See, I've been to my electrolysis man this month And I got this problem What was that again, honey? Who, me? I'm not going to argue with these wonderful people here I guess I was a teenage werewolf I was a teenage werewolf Braces on my fangs I was a teenage werewolf And no one even said thanks And no one made me stop I had a teen-land mind I had to blow my top And under teen full moon No one could make me stop No one could make me stop You got it A teenage werewolf Parallel bars A teenage girlfriend Got a lot of scars Somebody please make me stop Ohhh, no, no You know, I have puberty rights And I have puberty wrongs No one understood me My teeth were so long No one made me stop A Cleveland creature Of the highest grade All my teachers thought That it was growing pains, oh Somebody stop this pain