I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1976)

Lyrics

I was a teenage werewolf Braces on my fangs I was a teenage werewolf And no one even said thanks Ain't no one made me stop I had a teen-land mind I had to blow my top And under teen full moon No one could make me stop No one could make me stop A teenage werewolf Parallel bars A teenage girlfriend Got lots of scars Somebody, please make me stop You know, I have puberty rights And I have puberty wrongs No one understood me My teeth were so long And no one made me stop A Midwest monster Of the highest grade All my teachers thought That it was growing pains Ahh, somebody stop this pain