Two Enthusiastic Thumbs Down

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Man, what the fuck is he talking 'bout? Man, they said we was supposed to be watching this training video Okay now, settle down everybody We're here to watch the training video on shoplifting God! All OmniMart team members must diligently Watch out for shoplifters Here at OmniMart, we are all a team We must protect the property of the team If the OmniMart team loses, you, a team member, lose too Here arе a few ways to spot shoplifters If an OmniMart visitor is putting an item in thеir pocket Or stuffing it in their pants, they may be shoplifting Taking from the team! Yours ain't working yet, man? Stop shoplifting by any means necessary Your ass-breath killer ain't working yet Call a team leader, call security Physically restrain them, beat them I feel it man, I think it's about to start working There is nothing more important Than the OmniMart team OmniMart feeds you, you are work of OmniMart OmniMart is for you Hey, excuse me, excuse me Can I say something? I don't know what the fuck y'all tripping on But you don't think Imma spend a hundred-fifty dollars For four hundred dollars worth of clothes? Shit, I love boosters