Bad Detective

Lyrics

Well i got a tip from china That they stole ol kubla khan So i took an ocean liner Down to old hong kong I was searchin round the sea port And called up all the gang They were trippin and a shakin When they saw me charley chan Cause i'm a bad detective And i always get the man, yes I do Said i'm a bad detective And I stick you in the can Just as soon as I can Honorable son, number one Eat a fried rice and a egg foo yung Sitting there feeding your stupid face While your pop goes out and solves the case Causе i'm a bad detective And i always gеt the man, yes I do Cos i'm a bad detective And I stick you in the can Just as soon as I can Trapped in a warehouse And much to our surprise There were 5 big machine guns Staring in our eyes With a step over and a good old Then I tied their hands And Birmingham cried out loud and clear "Mr Chan's in command." Cause i'm a bad detective And i always get the man, yes I do I'm a bad detective And I stick you in the can Just as soon as I can Well, Mr Chan solved the case But Mr Chan, Mr Chan Feet do fail me now Mr Chan, Mr Chan…