Career Opportunities (Child Version)

Lyrics

They offered me the office, offered me the shop They said I'd better take everything they got Do you wanna make tea at the BBC? Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop? Career opportunities are the ones that never knock Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock Career opportunities, the ones that never knock Huh I hate all of my school's rules They just think that I'm another fool Career opportunities are the ones that never knock Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock Career opportunities, the ones that never knock Oi! Bus driver Ambulance man Ticket inspector I don't understand They're gonna have to introduce conscription They're gonna have to take away my prescription If they wanna get me making toys If they wanna get me, I got no choice Career opportunities are the ones that never knock Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock Career opportunities, the ones that never knock Careers Careers Career opportunities, the ones that never knock Oh no