Californians on Ice

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Leo went down hard on his frozen driveway His feet shot straight up to the sky I was wishing someone caught it on videotape But it's sad to see a grown man cry [Chorus] Californians on ice Southern Californians going nowhere faster Californians sliding on ice It's an unmitigated disaster [Verse 2] If you find a polar bear in the Sahara Suffering under the sun Send up a flare and offer a prayer for Iguanas in Antarctica [Chorus] Californians on ice Southern Californians going nowhere faster Californians sliding on ice It's an unmitigated disaster [Baritone Saxophone Solo] [Verse 3] Would your docile cat endure a wild habitat? Will the wolf on a chain survive? If I brave the storm to come knocking on your door Be sweet to me when I arrive [Chorus] Californians on ice Southern Californians going nowhere faster Californians sliding on ice It's an unmitigated disaster Californians on ice Southern Californians going nowhere faster Californians sliding on ice It's an unmitigated disaster It's an unmitigated disaster