The Story of Alice - Part 1

Lyrics

[Intro] This is the story of Alice Told without any malice [Chorus] Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful Except for one little thing [Verse 1] Her nose, it glows It's red, and it's graphic And lights up in traffic [Chorus] But Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful Except for one little thing [Verse 2] Her ears, appears Like two filet mignons She wears them in chignons Her ears, appears (Her nose, it glows) Like two filet mignons (It's red, and it's graphic) She wears them in chignons (It lights up in traffic) [Chorus] But Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful Except for one little thing [Verse 3] Her tooth for sooth Now, what could be droller? A smile with one molar Her tooth for sooth (Her ears, appears) Now, what could be droller? (Like two filet mignons) A smile with one molar (She wears them in chignons) Her tooth for sooth (Her nose, it glows) Now, what could be droller? (It's red, and it's graphic) A smile with one molar (And lights up in traffic) [Chorus] But Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful Except for one little thing [Verse 4] Her hair, despair You've heard of a crewcut? She got nothing to cut Her hair, despair (Her tooth, for sooth) You've heard of a crewcut? (Now, what could be droller?) She got nothing to cut (A smile with one molar) Her hair, despair (Her ears, appears) You've heard of a crewcut? (Like two filet mignons) She got nothing to cut (She wears them in chignons) Her hair, despair (Her nose, it glows) You've heard of a crewcut? (It's red, and it's graphic) She got nothing to cut (And lights up in traffic) [Chorus] But Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering (Wondering) For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful [Outro] Tra-la, la-la, la-la-la Tra-la, la-la, la-la-la Tra-la (Tra-la) Tra-la (Tra-la) Tra-la, la-la, la-la-la