My Name Is Morgan

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, my name is Willie Morgan, and I'm a hard-luck workin' man The motto of my whole life has been, "Be as thrifty as you can" I never use a US airmail stamp when a five-cent stamp'll do And if you ask me for a dollar or two, well, here's what I say to you [Chorus] My name is Morgan but it ain't JP Ain't got no banks in this world that are named for me My money's in my pocket, and it ain't AT&T My name is Morgan but it ain't JP [Verse 2] Now, I went down to a grocery store just to pick up an item or two I had no need for a grocery cart, just little paper bag would do I had to wait for an hour or more just to get a chance to pay The man added up a figure, and he held out his hand, and I nearly fainted away [Chorus] My name is Morgan but it ain't JP Ain't got no banks in this world that are named for me My money's in my pocket, and it ain't AT&T My name is Morgan but ain't JP [Verse 3] I took my gal to a Broadway show that the whole town wanted to see Well, the taxi cost me eighty-five cents, it didn't mean a thing to me I stepped up to that ticket booth, and I laid my money down Well, he said, "These seats'll be fifteen bucks", you could hear me all over this town [Chorus] My name is Morgan but it ain't JP Ain't got no banks in this world that are named for me My money's in my pocket, and it ain't AT&T My name is Morgan but ain't JP [Verse 4] I went walkin' down Bleeker Street with my lady friend, her name was Sue Keepin' her out of them fancy shops was about all that I could do She squealed with joy at a marvelous toy in the window of an antique shop When the little old lady quoted a price, I thought my heart would stop [Chorus] My name is Morgan but it ain't JP Ain't got no banks in this world that are named for me My money's in my pocket, and it ain't AT&T My name is Morgan but it ain't JP I said it's Morgan but it ain't JP