Alice Revisited

Lyrics

[Intro] You've heard of the story Alice Told without any malice [Chorus] Alice is fond of Algernon And there's no wondering For Algy is quite a handsome lad A handsome lad, a handsome lad, a handsome lad Except for one little thing [Verse 1] His skin, chagrin It's veiny and spotted And speckled and dotted [Chorus] But Alice is fond of Algernon And there's no wondering For Algy is quite a handsome lad A handsome lad, a handsome lad, a handsome lad Except for one little thing [Verse 2] His voice, rejoice It's cackled, it's chronic And stereophonic His voice, rejoice (His skin, chagrin) It's cackled, it's chronic (It's veiny and spotted) And stereophonic (And speckled and dotted) [Chorus] But Alice is fond of Algernon And there's no wondering For Algy is quite a handsome lad A handsome lad, a handsome lad, a handsome lad Except for one little thing [Verse 3] His beard, it's weird It's terribly horrid And grows from his forehead His beard, it's weird (His voice, rejoice) It's terribly horrid (It's cackled, it's chronic) And grows from his forehead (And stereophonic) His beard, it's weird (His skin, chagrin) It's terribly horrid (It's veiny and spotted) And grows from his forehead (And speckled and dotted) [Chorus] But Alice is fond of Algernon And there's no wondering For Algy is quite a handsome lad A handsome lad, a handsome lad, a handsome lad Except for one little thing [Verse 4] His eyes, surprise He dips them in highballs To wash out the eyeballs His eyes, surprise (His beard, it's weird) He dips them in highballs (It's terribly horrid) To wash out the eyeballs (And grows from his forehead) His eyes, surprise (His voice, rejoice) He dips them in highballs (It's cackled, it's chronic) To wash out the eyeballs (And stereophonic) His eyes, surprise (His skin, chagrin) He dips them in highballs (It's veiny and spotted) To wash out the eyeballs (And speckled and dotted) [Chorus] But Alice is fond of Algernon And there's no wondering (Wondering) For Algy is quite a handsome lad A handsome lad, a handsome lad, a handsome lad [Outro] Tra-la, la-la, la-la-la Tra-la, la-la, la-la-la Tra-la (Tra-la) Tra-la (Tra-la) Tra-la, la-la-la, la-la La-la, la-la-la, la-la La-la, la-la-la, la-la La-la, la-la-la, la-la Tra-la Tra-la, la-la-la, la-la-la La