We’ve Been Watching You

Lyrics

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken] I mean, you don't even know how vast our fan community network is up here, Horse. We've got, like, clubs within clubs just dedicated to you. We're just like a bunch of newborn baby birdtaurs hungry to devour your content [HORSE, spoken] Heh, that's a little weird, but thank you? [BIRDTAURS] We've been watching you We've been binge-watching you We are obsessing every day [HORSE] This seems neurotic [BIRDTAURS] We are fangirling hard Wrote fiction, made some art We've shipped you every different way (But we're platonic) [MOUTHPIECE] My name is Mouthpiece But you'd know me by my username ComfortableDougGuy222 That's when my birthday is These owl, geese, pheasant, sparrow, duck and kiwitaurs Made so much merch outta you [MOUTHPIECE, OLD MAN, AND HANGLYDANGLY] We're in the fandom biz! [BIRDTAURS] So glad Horse made it So sad that Rider is gone [MOUTHPIECE, spoken] Where'd that girl go? [BIRDTAURS] What went on inside of the Rift? Who cares? The herd's here for Herd Con! [HORSE] What is Herd Con? [BIRDTAURS] We've been binge-watching you And you're our favorite show that's on [WAMMAWINK, spoken] Well, this is overwhelming, isn't it? I mean, who knew all this time that we were celebrities? [MOUTHPIECE, spoken] Oh, uh, to clarify, not all of you are celebrities [WAMMAWINK, spoken] What are you saying? [MOUTHPIECE, spoken] I mean, maybe some of you are, like, not as popular as others [WAMMAWINK, spoken] Well, I don't understand, Mouthpiece. You just said to me that we're the most popular-- [OLD MAN AND HORSE FORCE] Well, the Horse Force is for the Horse fans, of course [CHED HEADS] And the Ched Heads have the handsomest mugs [HOT GOSSLINGS] We're Hot Gosslings! [TEAM DURP] Team Durp! [GLENDALE'S PREGNANCY HOLE CHILDREN] Glendale's Pregnancy Hole Children! [MOUTHPIECE] And Dougligans are fans of the great Comfortable Doug Comfortable Doug Comfortable Doug Comfortable, Comfortable, Comfortable Doug Comfortable Doug Comfortable Doug Comfortable, Comfortable Doug [WAMMAWINK, spoken] Okay, okay, okay, okay, I think we get it. Ya like Comfortable Doug, Mouthpiece Now, what is the Wammawink fan club called? Hm? Who, uh... Whe- whe... Where are the Wammawink fans, Mouthpiece? Answer me, Mouthpiece. Mouthpiece! Why don't you tell me, Mouthpiece? [MOUTHPIECE, spoken] You're hurting me [GLENDALE, spoken] Oh yeah, she does that sometimes [BIRDTAURS] The only thing those fan clubs can agree on Is that Wammawink's The worst