The Ballad of Guskin the Gophertaur

Lyrics

[GOPHERTAUR] In the underground, there's no shortage of pretty things And the wormtaurs and the moletaurs got no eyes So sit back with a hot stein full of corndogs [MOLETAURS] Corndogs... [GOPHERTAUR] And I'll tell you of the most beautiful guy... He's Guskin the Gophertaur, look at him go Watch him dig with his powerful thighs [MOLETAURS] Thighs... [GOPHERTAUR] Oh, he's Guskin the Gophertaur, you'll fall in love Everybody! [HOLETAURS] With his beautiful gophertaur eyes [ALL] He's Guskin the Gophertaur, look at him go! [HORSE, spoken] Ha, I don't know what you're talking about, Ched. These guys look like they're getting along to me [CHED (Spoken)] Oh yeah, yeah, surе, the holetaurs are. But, uh, you just watch... Hеheh. It gets better [HOLETAURS] Watch him dig with his powerful thighs He's Guskin the Gophertaur, you'll fall in love With his beautiful gophertaur eyes! His beautiful gophertaur- [GOPHERTAUR (Spoken)] Ice... Wait a minute, ice? What's this ice doing in my hole? [COLDTAURS] What's this hole doing around our ice? [GOPHERTAUR] Move it over there! [MOLETAURS] You should follow his advice! [MOOSETAUR] But we need it for the hootenanny [COLDTAURS] You know we brought it all the way here... [MUSKOXTAUR] We like to keep it nice But if we put it over there Then there'll be trashtaurs by our ice [TRASHTAUR] You always blame the trashtaurs, when you make the planet gross But we're picking up your garbage, let me tell you something, folks! If! You! Don't! Want! Trashtaurs coming 'round Then throw your stuff away, don't leave garbage on the ground! If! You! Don't! Want! Trashtaurs coming 'round Then put your stuff into the bin you ding-dongs all leave garbage on the ground! [TREETAUR SHAMANS] Loud, you guys are loud, and annoying [TRASHTAUR] Thank you! [TREETAUR SHAMANS] It was so hard for us just to come and be a part of this We pulled our roots up out of the ground And rode a whaletaur 'cross the sea Just so a bunch of birdtaurs Could nest in us and use our bodies as a restroom [MOUTHPIECE] Comfortable Doug... [CRANDY] Comfortable D! [MOUTHPIECE] Comfortable, Comfortable Doug... [CRANDY] Oh, Comfortable D! [MOUTHPIECE] Comfortable Doug, Comfortable Doug, Comfortable Doug! [CRANDY] Deeee! Deeeeee! Comfortable Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee [MALANGELA] Malandrew! [MALANDREW] Yes? [MALANGELA] Malandrew! [MALANDREW] Yes? [MALANGELA] Would you please bring mommy her hat? I'd like to go home, guess what mommy just learned It turns out I like cats! [MALANDREW] Oh, but Grandmama [MALANGELA] Hmway? [MALANDREW] You're not my mom [MALANGELA] Haha, that's silly! [MALANDREW] My mom went missing years ago [CATAURS] Fine, everything is fine Making biscuits with my feet Or draped across the beach [GLITTER CATS] That totally meows! [CATAURS] And nothing bothers me!