Please Don’t Call Me Crazy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I got a time machine Bought it off TV Was a commercial break On Jeopardy Everything's a gamble Nothing is free An answer is a question Don't ask me [Verse 2] Computer in your pocket Nobody has to know Two fingers in the socket Breaker's gonna blow Trouble on the line Fodder in the feed What you want Not what you need [Chorus] Please don't call me crazy Please don't call me crazy Please don't call me crazy [Verse 3] Gollum is a hero On the silver screen Slicked-back hair Doesn't mean a thing Takin' it easy Takes a heavy toll She wants it hot He's gettin' cold [Chorus] Please don't call me crazy Please don't call me crazy Please don't call me crazy Please don't call me crazy