Welcome to the Club

Lyrics

Well I was up late at night Lookin' for a place to go So I walked around Peepin' through the doors of peep shows Then a man saw me He chased me down the street a half a block Then some people scream "Hey, yeah! Come join the club! We're what you want, let's rock" "Cause we've got something That you can't do without We know one thing We're gonna do our best to turn you on" Welcome to the club Welcome to the club Well the music was blastin' The lights were flashin' through the night I got to find me a table And then I have to get myself right (What can I get for you? Yes, a pina colada please) Lookin' for a woman Who by chance might notice me And then maybe when it's over We can talk about where we'd like to be Cause you've got something That I can't do without And I'll tell you one thing I'm gonna do my best to turn you on Welcome to the club Welcome to the club (One time) Welcome to the club W-Welcome to the club (One time, heh heh) Welcome to the club, welcome to the club Welcome to the club, welcome to the club Welcome to the club, welcome to the club Welcome to the club, welcome to, to the club Welcome To the club Welcome To the club Welcome To the club Welcome To the club Welcome to the club (One time, hah) Welcome to the club Welcome, welcome, yeah Welcome To the club Welcome To the club Welcome (Hey) To the club (The club) Welcome To the club Welcome to the club (One time, heh heh) Get down, uh g-get, uh get, uh get Welcome to the club Welcome Welcome to the club Welcome to the club