Lyrics

If you work in a whorehouse you're gonna get fucked If you sleep in a river you're gonna get ducked If you count all your chickens you'll die like a dog And if you lie to me again I'll take you closer to God Oh my lordy oh my honey I don't believe you stole that money But if I find out you got rich I'll take my share and you won't bitch about it You may believe in redemption, you may believe in the lord You may believe that the pen is mightier than the sword But the papers that you sign with that powerful ink Might show you up for being a little dumber than you think Oh my lordy oh my honey I don't believe you stole that money But if I find out you got rich I'll take my share and you won't bitch about it