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I hate the World I hate the World From everyone to everything I seem to spend my life hating The World it's sad but true And here is a list of all the things I hate for you I hate when you don't indicate on a roundabout 'cause I don't have my Crystal ball when I'm out I hate that antiperspirants never seem to work Judging by the rotting armpits in my shirt I hate when the reception on my TV goes berserk I could put my foot through the bastard screen to make it work I hate so many candles on my birthday cake It's technically a bonfire now I'm 58 I hate the early morning milkman 'cause his bottles make a din Though at least if I'm up early I can fit more hating in I hate it when my cat brings me half a mouse That smell of piss and biscuits in an old man's house I hate when at the pub someone spills my drink I hate that I'm a coward and don't tell them what I think I hate it seems the hairs that once grew on my head Now grow inwardly and out my ears and nose instead I hate the World I hate the World From everyone to everything I seem to spend my life hating The World it's sad but true And here is a list of all the things I hate for you I hate the music that you play when you put me on hold And that girls no longer see me now that I'm getting old I hate it when my doctor demands my drinking stops Apparently three of my five-a-day aren't barley yeast and hops I hate it when you sell me things I don't need at my door And if I'm in a restaurant where the service is poor I hate when at a party someone bores me with their chat 'Cause that's an hour of my life I'll never get back I hate it doesn't seem to matter just how hard I pray I never receive a booty call from Beyonce I hate it when the window cleaner sees me in the bath And when I should be serious but can't contain a laugh I hate it when my wife tells me I'm just a child at heart I daren't complain she might not put a star on my chart I hate it when the horse I backed is only fit for glue I hate it when I fart and accidentally follow through I hate the World I hate the World From everyone to everything I seem to spend my life hating The World it's sad but true And if we're ever introduced I'm sure I'd hate you too!