Cactus Christmas

Lyrics

Santa's yonder in the tumbleweeds On a team of armadillos Wearin' cowboy boots & a bolo tie His shirt is stuffed with pillows CACTUS CHRISTMAS Yippee Kayo Kaya CACTUS CHRISTMAS There's sand in Santa's sleigh Out where the jackrabbits roam There's no place like home for CACTUS CHRISTMAS Look at the happy little rattlesnakes In holiday apparel Wiggling through the sagebrush To sing an old fashioned carol CACTUS CHRISTMAS Yippee Kayo Kaya CACTUS CHRISTMAS There's sand in Santa's sleigh There's gonna be presents everywhere Underneath the prickly pear CACTUS CHRISTMAS And thе stars these nights look like Christmas lights Strung across thе Western sky Pleasin' to a cowboy's eye It's a mirage, yes I know But the sand looks like snow A buzzard and a lizard Hung their stockings with glee A tarantula asked a gila monster "Where could Santa be"? It's CACTUS CHRISTMAS Yippee Kayo Kaya CACTUS CHRISTMAS Hey Santa is on his way Out where it's hot 'n sandy Gonna be all dry and dandy CACTUS CHRISTMAS Out where the jackrabbits roam There's no place like home for CACTUS CHRISTMAS Yippee Kayo Kaya Gonna be-aye-yee CACTUS CHRISTMAS CACTUS CHRISTMAS (Whistling to end) [SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx6I5HfdN1g Confirmed by transcription, CAJ 001Oct2021 ]